Category Archives: Game Reviews

A Vulgar Letter to Game Reviewers

Dear “Pro­fes­sional” Game Reviewer, The Wii isn’t the XBOX 360, Playsta­tion 3, nor PC.  We under­stand you may be angry you got stuck play­ing a game on the Wii, but get­ting angry about Nintendo’s cheap-ass deci­sion to skimp on the Wii’s hard­ware specs isn’t going to change the fact that the Wii plat­form, as a whole, is

Reach review, v2

So after some pretty good points from friends and a few rev­e­la­tions on my review for “Halo: Reach” ear­lier, I real­ized my pre­vi­ous review was pretty crappy at best.  I was mis­in­formed on cer­tain things (my own fault mis­in­ter­pret­ing a few things), and I saw that I didn’t really do much for illus­trat­ing my prob­lems with the game’s story.  I like to

Review: Halo — Reach

In my ongo­ing effort to try copy­ing down what I like or don’t like about a game’s final prod­uct, I fig­ured why not try tack­ling Halo?  If you’re actu­ally read­ing this, keep in mind like any review it’s just all opin­ion  —  and opin­ion I’m shar­ing, but not try­ing to cram down someone’s throats.  I know Halo can be a sen­si­tive topic

Review: Ninja Gaiden II

It took me awhile to get this game, get­ting here to Austin I ended up com­ing up with some prob­lems get­ting the XBOX 360 hooked up to my mon­i­tor and get­ting sound to work.  I sup­pose all of that worked out nicely because I got it for pretty cheap as a used title.  I doubt I’d be nearly as happy